I think she meant crocodile tears...or perhaps unicorn tears.
Crocodile Tears
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Unicorn Tears
A magical potion that does absolutely nothing, but is sought after nonetheless by suckers who never figured out that the Easter Bunny isn't real.
spoon·er·ism ˈspo͞onəˌrizəm/ noun a verbal error in which a speaker accidentally transposes the initial sounds or letters of two or more words, often to humorous effect, as in the sentence you have hissed the mystery lectures, accidentally spoken instead of the intended sentence you have missed the history lectures.